tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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